I'm still not sure I completely understand the 'winks' I have been receiving in response to my dating profile. I get that it's a signal of interest, but I'm not too keen on winking in my real life so I have yet to reciprocate.
Do you know anyone who winks often in their real life? I've known a few gentlemen in my life who are winkers and I must say it is certainly not for everyone. My friend David winks early and winks often. I've gotta hand it to him though, great wink. The beauty of his wink is in its' ambiguity. When you receive a wink from David you are usually left wondering if a) he desires to sleep with you or b) you are in on some secret that maybe you forgot about or c) both. Less successful winkers default to the creepy pedafile wink, the as seen on tv spokesperson wink, or the ever popular, maybe he just has dust in his eye wink. Bottom line - I don't wink. If I were to show interest in a guy I might look at him, get caught, look away, and act like I'm having so much fun with my friends and someone just said something so funny. "Ahahahaha (sitting up straight, looking thin) hahahaha, we are just such a fun group of friends". Then he would see how fun, awesome, and thin I am and pursue a lasting relationship with me. So if they could capture that in a button, maybe I would use that signal. Until then, I'm going to stick to being withholding.
I'm really struggling with properly introducing my readers to these guys who are messaging me. Since I can't post their actual pictures, I'm working on some amateur illustrations to help tell the story. Please stay tuned for those as well as an overview of my two legitimate prospects. And as always...remember, as Tupac says, keep your head up, legs closed, eyes open.
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